{"product_id":"cat-out-of-luck-unfamiliar-territory","title":"Cat Out of Luck (Unfamiliar Territory)","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome disasters start with good intentions. Others start with cats who think graduation ceremonies need more excitement.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMischief is a perfectly reasonable cat familiar with simple priorities: sardines, proper napping spots, and maintaining his witch's magical education through selective chaos. When he helpfully destabilizes a portal to improve a boring graduation ritual, he gets transformed into a human body and stranded in a dimension where monks keep trying to pet him.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIndignity upon indignity.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut the interdimensional mishap is no accident. A cosmic entity called the Collector has been systematically harvesting independent familiars to power reality's portal networks—thousands of beings stolen and reduced to magical batteries.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow Mischief faces a choice: find a way home to safety and sardines, or accept responsibility for beings who've been waiting decades for someone to care enough to fight back.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe problem is he's stuck in a body with the wrong number of legs, his chaos magic works differently in human form, and he's starting to suspect that maybe, possibly, the universe made a terrible mistake giving him any responsibility whatsoever.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSometimes the only solution is to teach rigid systems proper behavior through applied chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Triumvirate Books","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":47124730314980,"sku":"9798998942242","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ebook","offer_id":47124730347748,"sku":"9798998942243","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0750\/0850\/8132\/files\/9798998942242.jpg?v=1764799792","url":"https:\/\/triumviratebooks.com\/fr\/products\/cat-out-of-luck-unfamiliar-territory","provider":"Triumvirate Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}